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George Carlin Quote - The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell

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