Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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