Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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