If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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