“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

Always do whatever’s next.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I will wait for you like a star until I burn out too.

Stay with me in this inferno and together we’ll watch the world burn.

The forest fire burns even tree like sandalwood.

As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.

Faith is like lighting the torch that passes from one person to the next. You can’t light the torch of another if yours isn’t burning.

Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.

The flowers burn the grass, a thousand splendid suns; and life returns to everything as hope refills my lungs.

Dust to the dust! but the pure spirit shall flow Back to the burning fountain whence it came, A portion of the Eternal.