The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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