The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
GEORGE CARLINSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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