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George Carlin Quote - So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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