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George Carlin Quote - There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLIN

Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLIN

Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla

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