Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINThere’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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