I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
GEORGE CARLINWhen you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
More George Carlin Quotes
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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