A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXIf you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
GROUCHO MARXThe only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARXIn studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
GROUCHO MARXEveryone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
GROUCHO MARXI intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXGetting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXWe’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXLaugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
GROUCHO MARXThose are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARX