George Carlin on forget
George Carlin91 quotes“The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.”
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George CarlinGeorge Carlin I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Don’t compare her to sunshine and roses when she’s clearly orchids and moonlight.
Melody LeeMelody Lee Oh moonlight, continue to shine on me. As you light up the sky, maybe some peace will come to me.
ShamaShama Stop counting the reasons why they should be loved and start counting the many reasons why you are the one who is worth loving.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Sure, there are oceans and seas and magnificent things – but none of them are you.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix I wish you the wildest of dreams.
Kate WestKate West The way you look at me, The way you make me feel whole, The way you make me feel safe, thats poetry to me.
Barbara GianquittoBarbara Gianquitto You cannot leave and have me too I cannot exist in two places at once-when you ask if we can still be friends.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur Live to be happy not to impress.
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More on forget
The first of the month falls every month, too, North or South. And them white folks who sends bills never forgets to send them-the phone bill, the furniture bill, the water bill, the gas bill, insurance, house rent.
Langston HughesLangston Hughes One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
Evelyn WaughEvelyn Waugh You have to forget about what other people say, when you’re supposed to die, or when you’re supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things.
Jimi HendrixJimi Hendrix All good novelists have bad memories. What you remember comes out as journalism; what you forget goes into the compost of the imagination.
Graham GreeneGraham Greene My thing with failure, just forget about it and get up and do it again.
JoJo SiwaJoJo Siwa We both chased our dreams and our dreams chased us. Yet we forgot to chase each other.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix I’ve just read that I am dead. Don’t forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
Rudyard KiplingRudyard Kipling I give the fight up: let there be an end, a privacy, an obscure nook for me. I want to be forgotten even by God.
Robert BrowningRobert Browning