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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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