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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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