If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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