I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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All geniuses die young.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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