If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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