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George Carlin Quote - There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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