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George Carlin Quote - There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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