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George Carlin Quote - There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming

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