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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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