People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
GEORGE CARLINI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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