Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
GEORGE CARLINI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Is there another word for synonym?
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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