I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
GROUCHO MARXHollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I only write first editions.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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