Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
GROUCHO MARXHollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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