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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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