If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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