No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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All geniuses die young.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I only write first editions.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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