Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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