Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is just mind control.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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