Life is tough, then you die.
GEORGE CARLINPeople who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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