I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Time wounds all heels.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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