Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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