Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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