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GEORGE CARLINA good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
More George Carlin Quotes
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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