If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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