I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXIf you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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