Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXOnce I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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