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George Carlin Quote - Always do whatever’s next.

Always do whatever’s next.

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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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