If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
More George Carlin Quotes
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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