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George Carlin Quote - If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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