Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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