I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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