“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

When we find someone who is brave, fun, intelligent, and loving, we have to thank the universe.

I’m shy, but when the time comes to be wild, I’m fun-loving, adventurous, and mysterious.

The moment I stop having fun with it, I’ll be done with it.

We believed in our idea – a family park where parents and children could have fun- together.

Life is a lot more fun if you treat its challenges in creative ways.

Creativity is intelligence having fun.

If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.

Work hard, have fun and make history.