Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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