The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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