Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINI didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINClassic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAIN