Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINHistory doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN