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George Carlin Quote - If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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