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George Carlin Quote - If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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