There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
GEORGE CARLINNot only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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