“Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.”

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Is there another word for synonym?

Meow means woof in cat.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Life is tough, then you die.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

We all know who the real number one is. Quite frankly, I’m the best in the world.

Throw dirt on my name, and I still come out clean.

I always say that when I’m playing well, no one can beat me. I’m not just saying that to sound full of myself or anything, but it’s true.

Feeling confident – or pretending that you feel confident – is necessary to reach for opportunities. It’s a cliché, but opportunities are rarely offered; they’re seized.

If you are confident about yourself and wear what you love, you will exude a style of your own.

There are no fortresses that Bolsheviks cannot storm.

I’ve always been into dressing and being stylish because I feel like that’s where I gained a lot of my confidence and swag as a rapper, so fashion goes hand-in-hand with music to me.

In war I would deal with the Devil and his grandmother