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George Carlin Quote - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Crappy Day Funny Human Nature Humour People
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity

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