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George Carlin Quote - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize

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