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Mark Twain Quote - Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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