Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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