Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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