Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
GROUCHO MARXBefore I speak, I have something important to say.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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