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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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