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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Angry Funny One Liner Towel
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Funny Humour Mind Smoking
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Exitement Fun Life One Liner Travel Wrong
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself

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