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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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