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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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