People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLINConservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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