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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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