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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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