All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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