Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXNext time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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