To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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