You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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