My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
ALAN KINGI had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
More Alan King Quotes
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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