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Humour is reason gone mad.

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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I only write first editions.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Time wounds all heels.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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