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Humour is reason gone mad.

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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself
Time wounds all heels.
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Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Time Wound
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Funny Leadership Man Women
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Freedom Money Thinking
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Club Freedom Member
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself

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