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Humour is reason gone mad.

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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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