Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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