The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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