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George Carlin Quote - Is there another word for synonym?

Is there another word for synonym?

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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Deep Fly Walk
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women

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