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Always do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLIN

Inspirational Life One Liner Success
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People

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