Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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