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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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