I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
GEORGE CARLIN
Life is tough, then you die.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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