The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLINLife is tough, then you die.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Religion is just mind control.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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