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George Carlin Quote - Life is tough, then you die.

Life is tough, then you die.

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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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