Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINEveryone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINLet a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
GEORGE CARLINJust when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLINIf a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
GEORGE CARLINMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLINA house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
GEORGE CARLINI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLINOne good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLINHonesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
GEORGE CARLINElectricity is really just organized lightning.
GEORGE CARLINThe planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLINIs there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLINThe God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINSometimes a little brain damage can help.
GEORGE CARLIN