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George Carlin Quote - Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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