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George Carlin Quote - Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Goodness Kill Try Work Hard

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