We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
SPIKE MILLIGANListen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I told you I was sick.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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