There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANListen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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