It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANI can speak Esperanto like a native.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I told you I was sick.
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