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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection

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