A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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