The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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