Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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