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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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