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George Carlin Quote - I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Religion is just mind control.
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