Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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