Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I only write first editions.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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