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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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