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GEORGE CARLINInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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