Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLINIt’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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