“We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that.”

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

By simple common sense I don’t believe in God, in none.

In the end, everything is a gag.

The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.

Machinery should be a blessing to mankind and not a curse.

Patriotism is too deep a feeling to depict in the posing for a photograph.

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. Numbers sanctify.

You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.

A man is what a woman makes him and a woman makes herself.

Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with man.

I believe in the power of laughter and tears as an antidote to hatred and terror.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

God’s been good to me, He really has.

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

So it’s mainly a question of helping the Third World overcome the effects of global warming.

Set goals so big that unless God helps you, you will be a miserable failure.

I don’t spend a lot of time working if I can help it.

Recognize the remarkable individuals in your life who help you envision a world far beyond yourself.

The ultimate justification of the work of art is to help the spectator to become a work of art himself.

That’s what we’re here on this Earth for, to help others.