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George Carlin Quote - How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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